Oh baby, you manly sexy potent leader of men and ME Scottish Greek King, drop those knickers and you can do me now, right this second, any way you wish!!!!!

gurgle

whimper

moan and groan and whimper some more

just went up in smoke

*see that little whisp of smoke blowing there in the breeze, boys and girls...that was Lindsaygirl and she has gone to join her Leonidas*

thank you darling