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1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
~~5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.~~
6. ADD THREE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.

NOTE: Consider the bolded ones as a "Hell yeah!" I'm going to try to be not so easy and most who are merely crushes are going to get italicized, though that's going to be to varying degrees and I'll refrain from ranking them. The whole thing seems rather cruel in a way but I have to just let go and embrace the mystery that is celebrity, accept that it's the image I'm commenting on and not them personally. Some of the 'doesn't do anything for me' and 'strike' people are perfectly attractive, interesting people who I just happen not to find sexually attractive. Do I come off as defensive? Hm. I guess I've always been super sensitive about seeing celebs as real people, but that's a post for another day. On to the list:

01. Stephen Dorff
02. Wesley Snipes
03. Denzel Washington
04. Samuel L Jackson
05. Hayden Christensen
06. Ian Somerhaulder
07. James Van Der Beek
08. ~~Ashton Kutcher~~
09. ~~Sean William Scott~~
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. ~~Hugh Grant~~
15. ~~Colin Firth~~
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. ~~Leonardo Di Caprio~~
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr.
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. ~~Paul Walker~~
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. ~~Shawn Ashmore~~
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. ~~Elijah Wood~~
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford--if it were twenty years ago
38. Sean Connery
39. ~~Shane West~~
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck--ooh, these last two are skeevy guy love but I think the former is hot and the latter sweet now that he's cleaned up and a damned fine actor
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. ~~Ryan Phillippe~~
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt--probably wouldn't take much persuading...
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. ~~Edward Norton~~
77. Ben Stiller
70. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. ~~Mel Gibson~~
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. ~~Christian Slater~~
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise--yes, I admit it! But I'd really be "doing" his character from Mission: Impossible, most like
92. Ving Rhames
93. ~~John Cusack~~
94. John Malkovich
95. ~~Charlie Sheen~~
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. ~~Emilio Estevez~~
98. ~~Rob Lowe~~
99. ~~Matt Dillon~~
100. ~~Kevin Bacon~~
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. ~~Zach Braff~~
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Enrique Murciano ?
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Craig Parker
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring
132. Brandon Boyd ?
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt ?
138. Adrienne Armstrong ?
139. Jason White
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter
143. Travis Fimmel ?
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner ?
150. ~~Patrick Dempsey~~
151. Ace Young ?
152. Francis Capra
153. Ryan Hansen
154. Robert Pattinson ?
155. William Moseley
156. Ryan Gosling
157. Nicolas Cage
158. Leigh Whannell ?
159. Wentworth Miller
160. Jack Davenport
161. Michael J. Fox
162. ~~Kevin Federline~~
163. ~~Liam Cunningham~~
164. John Barrowman
165. John Rzeznik
166. Sendhil Ramamurthy
167. Stephen Colbert
168. Jon Stewart
169. Brandon Flowers ?
170. Henry Ian Cusick
171. John Krasinski
172. Michael Trucco ?
173. Benjamin McKenzie ?
174. Adrian Pasdar
175. Jeremy Piven
176. Justin Timberlake
177. Naveen Andrews
178. Vincent Cassel
179. Adrian Paul
180. Gabriel Byrne
181. Adrian Grenier
182. Daniel Craig
183. Nathan Fillion
184. Adam Baldwin
185. Ed Quinn
186. Eric Szmanda ?
187. George Eads ?
188. Omar Epps
189. Jared Padalecki
190. Christian Kane
191. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
192. Geoffrey Rush
193. Brandon Routh
194. ~~Chris Lowell~~
195. James Callis
196. Justin Chambers
197. Michael Muhney
198. Matthew Goode ?
199. Bradley Cooper
200. Burn Gorman
201. Christopher Eccleston
202. David Tennant
203. Tom Felton
204. Daniel Radcliffe
205. Rupert Grint
206. Kevin McKidd ?
207. Gaspard Ulliel
208. James McAvoy
209. Zac Efron
210. Jonas Armstrong
211. Ed Speelers (And no Garrett Hedlund?!)
212. Penn Badgley ?
213. James Lafferty
214. Bryan Greenberg ?
215. Chace Crawford ?
216. Joe Jonas ?
217. Toby Hemingway ?
218. Dane Cook
219. Travis Wall ?
220. Brad Paisley ?
221. John Mayer
222. Blake Lewis ?
223. TR Knight ?
224. Hugh Laurie
225. David Duchovny
226. Damien Rice
227. Ozzy Osbourne
228. Tim Daly
229. Matthew Rhys
230. Robert Downey Jr.
231. Goran Visnjic
232. John Corbett
233. Michael Emerson
234. David Hewlett
235. Robert Knepper ?
236. Nestor Carbonell
237. Robert Sean Leonard--met him! Really nice guy and so handsome in person!
238. Zach Gilford ?
239. Zachery Levi ?
240. Ryan McPartlin ?
241. Penn Badgley ?
242. Zachary Quinto
243. Robbie Williams
244. Declan Donnelly ?
245. John Simm
246. Steven Strait
247. Taylor Kitsch ?
248. Lee Pace
249. Rufus Wainwright
250. Justin Chatwin ?
251. Jesse Spencer
252. Eric Mabius
253. Christopher Gorham?
254. Vincent Perez
255. Leonard Roberts
256. Kenneth Branagh
257. Garrett Hedlund
258. Adrien Brody
259. Aaron Eckhart

Peace, Ghani