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From [livejournal.com profile] moetushie: Go to UrbanDictionary.com and type your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.


1. Your name?

Jean:
Female name meaning "God is gracious." Fun, sympathetic, and charming. Witty, brilliant, and an excellent friend. Unless you want your friends to call you. Ever.

2. Your age?

31:
Turkish symbol for masturbation
- 3 is the hand
- 1 is the cock

3. One of your friends?

Shelley:
Shelley - meaning playful.

A person of this name are usually Gemini with split personalities. A quiet and gentle side sometimes over shadowed by a Angelica like playful personality.

Beware: A "Shelley" cannot be held reponsible if given pens or Haribo.

4. What should you be doing?

Walking the dog:
The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

5. Favorite color?

Lavender:
Adj. A pejorative term for an effeminate heterosexual male. Lavender does NOT describe homosexual men; it is solely used to describe straight men who exhibit female qualities.

6. Hometown?

Syosset:
An extemely affluent town on the famously rich North Shore of Long Island. Most residents have egos as big as their bank accounts and enjoy cruising in their expensive foreign cars.

Syosset High School is ranked one of the best high schools in the country and has a student parking lot containing cars much pricier than those found in the faculty parking lot.

Syosset, or SYO! is largely Jewish, with a large number of workers commuting to NYC every day.

The average home price in Syosset recently surpassed $1.6 million

7. Month of your birthday?

October:
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.

and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it

8. Last person you talked to?

Ann:
A name meaning Grace in Hebrew, the name of the blessed Mother of Mary who gave birth to Jesus, a common name amongst royalty and the sickest bitch who owns all the boys on the block. Often the bearer of the name copes with the burden of extensive beauty and valor, and gracefully imbibes the pleasures of money, sex, music and drugs.

9. Where are you right now?

Computer room:
Place where the computer is. DUH!
or the most awesomenest room in the house. besides the bedroom. ;)
AKA: PORN WATCHING ROOM
for dudes lol

10. Your nickname?

Jean Bean:
An old fashioned name that rhymes with a lot of words. Person named this is usually quite smart.
Hey mean lean queen teen bean keen dean Jean! You caused quite the scene while swimming in that green pristine chlorine.

11. Your favorite sport?

Tennis:
The sport that takes the most athletic ability. Some matches can last for 4 hours, and the players don't get to sit out for like all those prissy little "athletes" in the NBA.

Also from [livejournal.com profile] moetushie (I told y'all I was catching up with these!):
1. Reply to this post if you want me to tell you how cool you are.
2. Watch my journal over the next few days for a post just about you and why you rock my socks!
3. Post these instructions in your journal and give your friends a much needed dose of love and adoration.


Peace, Ghani
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