Weapons of Class Destruction

Title: Right To Remain Silent
Fandom: The Ocean's Movies
Author: Ghani Starkiller (bouncybouncy)
Rating: Strong PG-13 (Some sexual content)
Disclaimer: I make no profit from this, alas!
Characters/Pairings: Rusty/Isabel
Prompt: Written for Porn Battle IX - [any]

“Officers, I’ll take it from here,” Isabel said as she flashed her Europol badge.

Peace, Ghani

Title: I Can Still Remember Just The way You Taste
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia (movieverse)
Author: Ghani Starkiller (bouncybouncy)
Rating: NC-17 (strong sexual content)
Disclaimer: I make no profit from this, alas!
Characters/Pairings: Caspian/Susan
Prompt: Written for Porn Battle IX - second chances

Susan Pevensie no longer believes in second chances.

Peace, Ghani

Title: A Dish Best Served Hot
Fandom: Inglourious Basterds
Author: Ghani Starkiller (bouncybouncy)
Rating: NC-17 (strong sexual content)
Disclaimer: I make no profit from this, alas!
Characters/Pairings: Donny Donowitz/Shoshanna Dreyfus
Prompt: Written for Porn Battle IX - red, revenge, improbability

She’s a goddess in black and white; an Old Testament avenging angel as her countenance looms large on the screen; her presence dominates the room and is soon consumed by the fickle red tongues of the flames that surround them both.

Peace, Ghani

Title: Everything A Bad Wold Could Want
Fandom: Fairy Tales [general]
Author: Ghani Starkiller (bouncybouncy)
Rating: NC-17 (strong sexual content)
Disclaimer: I make no profit from this, alas!
Characters/Pairings: Little Red Riding Hood/Big Bad Wolf
Prompt: Written for Porn Battle IX - [any]

She’s a sweet, plump thing with rosy cheeks and, he can’t help but notice, an abundance of bosom.

Peace, Ghani

After much debate about what to do with my Hornblower fanfiction, whether I should try to keep evenstar_tales going or not which was becoming quite a chore especially in the worrying of flooding people's flists with updates, an answer presented itself: Hornblowerfic.com. So, I've begun the great migration of all of my many, many works of smut over to that archive, where you can find me as who else but Evenstar.

I really do love this kind of fanfiction archive; my first experience with it was the Doctor Who site, A Teaspoon and an Open Mind and just adore the ease in uploading chapters and managing stories!

Peace, Ghani

Snagged from lastwordslinger: Inspired by Doctor Who's "Turn Left:" Pick one of my stories and tell me a point in the tale that you'd change. Something tiny (e.g. "and then Fay chose silver glitter instead of gold") or big (e.g. "and then Rose was arrested instead of Jack") and I'll tell you how that one difference would have altered the course of the entire story.

Peace, Ghani

So, Jade got me started with Porn Battle VIII, and it was wonderful! Lots of good recs as well as a few entries I managed to get in myself! So, first off, here's a recap of my own entries, 'cause I'm just awesome like that! xP:

X-Men Origins: Wolverine:

I Don't Need Your Civil War - Victor/OFC

Diamonds Are A Boy's Best Friend, Too - Scott/Emma

Merlin:

Forever Kneel'd To A Lady In His Shield - Gwen/Lancelot

And now for the recs! There were some really great stories here, rare pairings and just some damned unusual or better pulled-off ideas than I'd ever seen elsewhere! And, 'cause I'm awesome like that, I'm going to start off with my good friend Jade's entries because, truly people, these were above amazing!

( Under ze cut for Supernatural, Terminator and Batman recs )

( And others including Star Wars, Pitch Black and The Haunting )

I have yet to look through the LOST entries, and I'm hoping I'll find some goodness there (there an awful lot of Sawyer/Juliet entries!) And I feel I have to even if it squicks Jade mention the two Psycho entries because my sister enjoyed 'em! Penance by blackmamba and Rattle by sandoz_iscariot. Jade also recommends Labyrinth: Cake (And Eat It, Too) by scaramouche and though I haven't had time to read it, I trust her judgment and, well, Sarah/Jared is hot!

Peace, Ghani

Title: Diamonds Are A Boy's Best Friend, Too
Fandom: X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Author: Ghani Skywalker
Rating: NC-17 (strong sexual content)
Disclaimer: I make no profit from this, alas!
Characters/Pairings: Scott/Emma
Prompt: Written for Porn Battle VIII - mutants, interesting

All Scott had was his sense of touch.

Peace, Ghani

Snatched from leiamoody: Post an excerpt from every WIP you can find lying around.

Ugh, I've had this lying around for, well, about a month, since X-Men Origins: Wolverine came out. I just haven't had the time or the focused mind to finish it even though I'd say it's at least at the halfway point. Set up: Er, well basically, it's Victor going after Mystique during his days hunting Mutants down for Stryker, and having some vicious shapeshifter, animalistic sex (hey, Graydon Creed would have come into some of my modern X-Men fic eventually anyway!). So, here is an excerpt from Demolition Lovers, enjoy!

She was a blonde when Victor once more caught her trail, her fatigues gone; she was an incongruous European tourist in a pant suit shouting at passers-by in German, looking worried, hysterical. She played her part well. When there were few enough people around her, all running in the direction of the disturbance, she ducked into an alley, following it as if she’d memorized its route, to a building at the edge of the city, and Victor followed her along the rooftops, bounding agilely from one to another on all fours.

Taking a running leap, he crashed through an upper storey window, shaking the broken glass and plaster from his black duster, pulling a rather large, jagged shard stained with his blood from his shoulder; the pain was momentary at the most as the wound healed with a soft fleshy sealing sound.

Raven let loose the smallest of gasps, pausing for only the briefest of instants at the tumult on the top floor of her hideout. Instantaneously, her form shifted defensively into something with a bit more muscle; her tight-fitting fatigues had returned, her red hair short enough that it wouldn’t get it her way, neither would it provide her opponent a means of grabbing hold of her. “Who’s there?” she called out in Portuguese, moving toward the stair as she reached into her jacket and unholstered her gun, holding it in both hands in an offensive stance.

The wind was pushed from her lungs as her attacker came soaring down the stairwell, landing directly atop her and knocking her to the ground, the gun flying from her hand and skidding across the rough hewn flooring. She struggled to regain her breath with all his considerable weight perched atop her, to clear her vision of the little dancing fireflies of pain that had burst into her sight as the crown of her head had connected with the hard floor.

Acting on pure survival instinct alone, she’d lifted a leg as she had fallen, bracing her foot against him as he landed on her; her thigh was pressing painfully into her abdomen, and he’d nearly broken the leg beneath his substantial mass and the momentum with which he’d gathered while plummeting through the stairwell. But now the sole of her combat-issue boot was bearing into the tender place between his stomach and groin, solid, firmly muscled, but still vulnerable. Gritting her teeth, she shifted all of her strength, all of her power, behind that leg and shoved with all her might.

If I posted from every WIP I had lying around, this would be one long-ass post, so here's the one truly active one!

Peace, Ghani

Title: Heart (Gotta Have)
Fandom: Iron Man (movieverse)
Author: Ghani Starkiller @ mrs_peel_fanfic
Rating: PG-13 for language
Disclaimer: Marvel and the filmmakers own 'em, I just play with 'em.
Characters/Pairings: Tony/Pepper
Summary: In wake of a devastating attack, Tony works himself ragged to make sure he doesn't lose the one thing he's just beginning to understand is worth keeping.
A/N: Merry Christmas, Jadey! This isn't exactly heavy on the pr0n (that'll come later, heh) but I thought it was a lovely little story that fit your wish for Pepperony fic! And I must say, if it seems as if I stole the story shamelessly from the recent run of Invincible Iron Man, well, I did in a way, but I don't know what fan didn't think of this from the get-go. Inspired by Jade's icons of Gwyneth here.

This, Tony thought in those first few dizzying moments of confusion and chaos, is why you’re not supposed to let the bad guys know your real identity.

Peace, Ghani