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cleolina's Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in Fifteen Minutes
My favorite bit:
Moe, the Tonks mullet! Hee! And, seriously, my sister and I laughed so hard when Tonks had to assure the Weasleys that Lupin's time of month was making him cranky and they were going to have to leave early. "The first night of the cycle's always the hardest." Yeah, tell me about it!
Peace, Ghani
cleolina's Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in Fifteen MinutesMy favorite bit:
The Burrow
LUPIN: NO THEY ARE NOT UP TO ANYTHING HARRY THAT IS RIDICULOUS WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO BITTER AND ANGRY????
TONKS: Sweetheart, I told you not to forget your Werewolf Midol.
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LUPIN [sniffing]: SOMETHING IS AFOOT!
TONKS: MY MULLET SENSES IT AS WELL!
[And suddenly Bellatrix and Pedowolf are there but I guess they forgot to bring any Carrows or whatever and Harry bolts after her for great Sirius-killing justice and Bellatrix throws a circle of fire around the house so no one can go help him and Tonks and Lupin sort of dance around unsure of what to do, maybe we should try to go after him, I mean you know he is kind of the Chosen One and he gets a bit crazy over the whole Sirius thing, I don't know, my mullet is a bit concerned, well I don't know why it's concerned now, you weren't even watching him at the beginning of the movie like you were supposed to, look here, my screentime was given to Luna, you really can't blame me for that, and besides, fire is kind of hot and that is your nice jacket after all, I mean, werewolves don't bring in a lot of money, what are we going to do if you scorch it, yes but someone really ought to go out there and HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S GINNY FUCKING WEASLEY!]
Moe, the Tonks mullet! Hee! And, seriously, my sister and I laughed so hard when Tonks had to assure the Weasleys that Lupin's time of month was making him cranky and they were going to have to leave early. "The first night of the cycle's always the hardest." Yeah, tell me about it!
Peace, Ghani
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on 2009-07-27 05:42 pm (UTC)[Note: When a classmate is crucified mid-air by nothing in particular and then dropped on her ass from a great height, the best course of action is to stare and do nothing.]
And...
SNAPE: Look, do you mind? Yes, I am the Half-Blood Prince, and I just killed my only friend and I've got my hands full here with Prince Valiant and the pedowolf and however many Carrows we're up to now--BELLA! I said LET'S ROLL!
And...
HARRY: WOMAN! DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD! I HAVE TO LEAVE MY ONLY HOME AND WANDER THE WORLD TO FIND THE OTHER HORCRUXES! FOCUS!
It's the blatant honesty I love, LOL!
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on 2009-07-27 05:49 pm (UTC)And you so know that that's what Snape's thinking with Bellatrix, snort! It makes me giggle just thinking of him saying, "Let's roll!" Hee!
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on 2009-07-27 07:31 pm (UTC)I want to hear Alan Rickman say "Let's roll!" now. But he has to do it as rather feathery-haired Snape. :p
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on 2009-07-28 06:17 am (UTC)Spectacular! :D